Top 20 Chuck Norris's Real Funny Facts

I make this list of top Chuck Norris's funny facts, because not long ago i downloaded this apps on my Samsung Wave, it's called Chuck Norris Facts, it is filled with so many facts about Chuck Norris, it is really funny, so i thought you guys would love this list.

For those of you who don't know who Chuck Norris is, beware and prepare yourself to run or you'll be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris himself.

chuck norris real funny facts

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is
  • Chuck Norris can show you a picture from when he was older
  • When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
  • Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life
  • Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
  • Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
  • Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
  • Chuck Norris can fast-forward live TV
  • When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground
  • Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
  • When it's time for people to die, the Grim Reaper shows up. When its time for the Grim Reaper to die, Chuck Norris shows up
  • For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
  • If you ever wrong typed Chuck Norris's name on google search, then the only search result will be shown is "RUN"
  • Chuck Norris can answer missed calls

LMAO right? I thought this is very funny too, that's why i share this list of Chuck Norris's funny facts for you, remember, after reading this article, type carefully if you planned to search for more about Chuck Norris on google ^_^


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